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Seinfeld Noir [Seinfeld] (via Jen621)

This is a great bit…(Jerry uses a classic Abbot and Costello technique to make a funny)

High Altitudes Found To Cause Unstable Emotional States

thedarkspark:

I have no idea why this happens, but flying always makes me really emotional. One day, I may well end up proposing to someone directly after hopping off a flight if I’m not careful, particularly if something heartstring tugging like Once is a scheduled flick. (Note to self: do not accept invitations to meet you at the airport: Danger Will Robinson! Danger!)

So anyway, I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind again and much to the amusement of my fellow travellers, as well as secreting an unusual degree of lacrimal fluid from my eyes, I audibly gasped a few times at some of the lines which hit home pretty hard. Here are a few of the little treasures where Kaufman hit the spot:

Clementine: Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours.

and

Clementine: Look man, I’m telling you right off the bat, I’m high maintenance. So I’m not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin’ on there. If you wanna be with me, you’re with me.

and

Clementine: You don’t tell me things, Joel. I’m an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.


Brilliant.

Buffy v Tru Blood?

Proving again that ex-soap stars have nothing between their ears (except perhaps soap), “Tru Blood” star, Ryan Kwanten, will certainly get the ‘blood’ boiling on the Buffy forums before too long. The ex Home & Away star on his recent publicity tour in Oz described his new show as “Buffy with intelligence” hmmmm good way to strike you off the Whedon casting front in future dumb ass…

The Bafta’s

As I watched the presentation of the Bafta’s last night, I couldn’t help but wonder, what if they remade “Grumpy Old Men” (Walter Matthau/Jack Lemmon) with Ian McKellan and Patrick Stewart? Throw in some old British crumpet like Barbara Windsor (not a patch on Sophia Loren of course) and you might have cause to think they’d revamped the Carry On series…

You are not a Queen, Princess

I can’t stand girls who carry their handbags perched on their wrist…Paris Hilton and Victoria Beckham did not do it first, it was the Queen Mother…that doesn’t make you royalty ladies, just princesses…so if you think that you are ‘fashionable’ you are actually imitating the elderly…I salute your style in that case :-)